Facebook today announced that it’s previewing a dumbed-down version of its popular social networking in Afghanistan, India and North Korea.

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ZIKETAN, Qinghai – A corrupt Satanist, Boss Wang Shitou, invited several dozen of the local elite to his villa Monday for protection against the oncoming plague, the Red Death.

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YEKATERINBURG, Russia – In Yekaterinburg, Russia, representatives from four of the world’s semi-powerful nations met this week to discuss how everything – from political upheaval, to growing unemployment, to bloody social unrest – can’t get any worse.

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HONG KONG – Following The Fifth Annual Global Day of Prayer Sunday, devotees claimed higher share prices were god’s provision.

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BEIJING – Ahead of World No Tobacco Day Sunday, a Chinese tobacco control organization said yesterday that more than 20 hospitals nationwide had been certified as smoke-free.

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TAIPEI - Officials at the Taipei Detention Center today said they would keep a very close watch on former president Chen Shuibian after the suicide of former South Korean president Roh Moo-hyun.

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SINGAPORE – Li Shiwang wins first prize in Singapore’s The Chinese Challenge, a Mandarin language quiz game designed to improve communication in Chinese.

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